Key events
In a dramatic development, I have received an email. “G’Day Tim,” says Chris Paraskevas. “Hope you’re well!” I am, thanks, hope you are too. “And seriously, sending best wishes to Toon Legend® Eddie Howe, who also seems like a top bloke!
“Might I suggest he doesn’t try my recovery method for wisdom teeth removal, which involved 12 straight hours of Jameson at the same (almost all-hours) pub. Basically all of those 12 hours on the same stool were blissful but then the alcohol wore off, the toothache returned and the hangover started.
“Looking forward to seeing what Jason Tindall is wearing now that he (finally) has the spotlight all to himself…”
Ruben Amorim is talking to Sky about leaving André Onana behind. “Sometimes you have to let thew player disconnect,” he says. “I felt it was a good time [for him] to disconnect.” He makes it sound more like a case of resting than dropping, but also confirms that Onana wasn’t happy about it. My uneducated guess is that if Altay Bayindir does all right today, he will keep the gloves for the second leg against Lyon, who would surely be delighted to see Onana again.
Harry Amass turned 18 less than a month ago. He becomes Man United’s fourth-youngest Premier League player, behind Angel Gomes, Shola Shoretire and Chido Obi, who is unexpectedly left out of the squad today. Amass’s target has to be to make it more PL appearances than Gomes (five) or Shoretire (three). Obi is also on three. His absence today means that Man U have only one forward on the bench (Hojlund) to go with two on the field (Garnacho and Zirkzee).
Liverpool have beaten West Ham 2-1, so they are 13 points ahead of Arsenal and all they have to do now is win two of their last six games. Or draw the lot of them.
Chelsea have drawn 2-2 with Ipswich, so they are fifth, tucked between Man City and Aston Villa. But Newcastle can leapfrog all three if they win today.
And Wolves have won 4-2 against Spurs, who have now lost 17 times in 32 league games. Wolves go up to 16th, one place above West Ham. What a job Vitor Pereira has done. Maybe Jim Ratcliffe signed the wrong Portuguese manager?
Scores on the doors. Liverpool just conceded against West Ham, only to go straight up the other end and score. So it’s 2-1 and the tussle for the league title is, once again, about as exciting as the Boat Race. Wolves lead Spurs 4-2: both are just behind Man United, and Wolves are now looking the likelier of the two to catch up. Chelsea, who went 2-0 down at home to Ipswich, have dragged it back to 2-2, with their second goal coming from Jadon Sancho, of all people. And in the Women’s FA Cup semi-final, Man United are 2-0 up against Man City at half-time. Wonder if Jim Ratcliffe will turn up for the final.
Teams in full
Two good players are back from injury and on the bench: Anthony Gordon for Newcastle, Ayden Heaven for Man U.
Newcastle (probable 4-3-3) Pope; Trippier, Schar, Burn, Livramento; Tonali, Guimaraes, Joelinton; Murphy, Isak, Barnes.
Subs: Dubravka, Targett, Krafth, Miley, Longstaff, Neave, Osula, Wilson, Gordon.
Man United (probable 5-2-2-1) Bayindir; Dalot, Mazraoui, Lindelof, Yoro, Amass; Ugarte, Fernandes; Garnacho, Eriksen; Zirkzee.
Subs: Heaton, Maguire, Heaven, Shaw, Dorgu, Casemiro, Mainoo, Mount, Hojlund.
Teams in brief: Amorim rings the changes
Ruben Amorim is clearly concentrating on the Europa League now, and rightly so. He not only gives Altay Bayindir his Premier League debut – he also gives a first competitive start to Harry Amass, who has it in him to be the next Luke Shaw. The old Luke Shaw is on the bench, alongside Harry Maguire, Casemiro, Mason Mount and Rasmus Hojlund, as Amorim offsets the inexperience of Bayindir and Amass by giving rare starts to two wise old heads, Victor Lindelof and Christian Eriksen.
Teams in brief: Isak starts for full-strength Newcastle
Eddie Howe’s assistant, Jason Tindall, names a strong XI. Alexander Isak is fit to lead the line and show Man U what a striker looks like. Tonali, Guimaraes and Joelinton, who ran rings round the United midfield at the end of last year, are back to do it again.
Preamble
Afternoon everyone and welcome to the teatime game in the Premier League. This should be a great occasion, a clash of the titans. Two famous old clubs, two great northern cities, two fervent fan bases … but also, two shadows falling across the pitch. One is the fact that Eddie Howe is unable to take his place in the dug-out as he’s in hospital, having tests, after feeling unwell for most of the week. All the best to him.
The other shadow is the fact that, in the Premier League this season, only one of these clubs has turned up. Howe’s Newcastle are where they belong, on course for the Champions League, poised to go third on Wednesday if they can win two home fixtures – this one and the game in hand against Crystal Palace. Meanwhile Ruben Amorim’s Manchester United are nowhere, stuck in 13th place, unable to move up even if they pull off an upset today.
When Erik ten Hag was sacked at the end of October, the gap between the two sides was only one point; now it’s 15. Newcastle have racked up 11 wins in their last 15 league games, including a 2-0 at Old Trafford in December that felt more like 4-0. On points per game during that run (2.20), they’ve been second only to Liverpool (2.24). In the same period Man United have just five league wins in 16 and 1.19 points per game. Amorim has turned them into Europa League specialists – who have no chance of being in the Europa League next season.
So all the signs seem to point to a Newcastle win, but, of course, you never know. Alexander Isak, who scored in the first five minutes at Old Trafford, is a slight doubt. Bruno Fernandes, who missed that game through suspension, is a dead cert. Joshua Zirkzee, whose removal after half an hour was cheered by some United supporters, may have a point to prove. The fans have made it up to him since – in fact he’s become a favourite, as befits the only Man U forward (not injured or out on loan) with more than one goal in 2025. And this should be the kind of game in which Amorim’s back five won’t look ridiculous. His team could nick one on the break – but it’s still hard to see Newcastle scoring fewer than two.
Team news follows shortly. One thing has emerged already: André Onana has been left out of United’s squad after his night of horreurs in Lyon. I tried to make sense of that game for United Writing. Do sign up if you’re a United fan and a masochist, which may be the same thing these days.
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